Warning: If you read this you will feel different

The hypnotic state is always right there waiting to be induced. It can be
induced at any time in any place. If you want to go into one now all
you need to do is continue to read each word that follows the one
before it, although you read each word one at a time you may find that
you read more than one letter at a time... because if you think about
the last deep breath you take you can begin to relax just a little and
allow yourself to drop your shoulders by just letting go and letting
your breathing become even more comfortable than it was...now because
of your natural ability to read these words and breath at the same
time you may find it natural to notice a sensation somewhere in your
body that you didn't notice before and that is good because it just
proves that going into trance is so easy that you can do it even while
you are on the computer...So breathe deep when you feel like it and
notice how your mind can follow the relaxation of your body into a
state of what you imagine it feels like to be a cloud that just floats
through the air.